Handicapped Slut

She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes

Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed

I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair

As people laugh and walk on byI scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor

Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I'm gettin' lucky!)(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in her crack)

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head

Eileen is always ready to play.

I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan

I know she'll never run awayI'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,

Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it!)(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Her computer does the talkin')

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!)My fuck puppet, my sexy crippled bootie call

Disabled bitches are the dirtiest of them all.(She's my) She's my handicapped slutFront row parking, government checks

Her electric bed is fucking killing for sex

Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.

Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine!)(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Just what I need, Yeah! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut

(She's my) She's my handicapped slutI'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always

Fuckin' rollin'(She's my) Handicapped slut.