Handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars, no handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars, no handlebarsLook at me, look at me

Hands in the air like it's good to be

Alive and I'm a famous rapper

Even when the paths are all crookedlyI can show you how to do-si-do

I can show you how to scratch a record

I can take apart the remote control

And I can almost put it back togetherI can tie a knot in a cherry stem

I can tell you about Leif Ericson

I know all the words to "De Colores"

And "I'm Proud To Be An American"Me and my friend saw a platypus

Me and my friend made a comic book

And guess how long it took

I can do anything that I want, cause lookI can keep rhythm with no metronome

No metronome, no metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone

On the telephone, on the telephoneLook at me, look at me

Just called to say that it's good to be

Alive in such a small world

I'm all curled up with a book to readI can make money, open up a thrift store

I can make a living off a magazine

I can design an engine

Sixty four miles to a gallon of gasolineI can make new antibiotics

I can make computers survive aquatic conditions

I know how to run a business

And I can make you wanna buy a productMovers, shakers and producers

Me and my friends understand the future

I see the strings that control the system

I can do anything with no resistanceCause I can lead a nation with a microphone

With a microphone, with a microphone

And I can split the atom of a molecule

Of a molecule, of a moleculeLook at me, look at me

Driving and I won't stop

And it feels so good to be alive and on top

My reach is global, my tower secure

My cause is noble, my power is pureI can hand out a million vaccinations

Or let 'em all die in exasperation

Have 'em all healed of their lacerations

Have 'em all killed by assassinationI can make anybody go to prison

Just because I don't like 'em

And I can do anything with no permission

I have it all under my commandBecause I can guide a missile by satellite

By satellite, by satellite

And I can hit a target through a telescope

Through a telescope, through a telescopeAnd I can end the planet in a holocaust

In a holocaust, in a holocaust

In a holocaust, in a holocaust

In a holocaust!I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars, no handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars, no handlebars