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Happy Hour (worktape)

Tonight’s Janie’s pourin’ the Smirnoff

Guess Billie’s got the nights off

Yet rumor has it his ex-wife Catherine put his truck in the ditch

And there’s a new owner, Joe what’s his face

Last December, he bought this place

His girlfriend Jessie, she sure is sexy

But she can sure be a bitch

And I don’t know why but I still buy drinks for two

Make ‘er scrate for me, men would lie for her

But that don’t put her back in this barstool

And the beer’s still warm

All year ‘round can’t catch a buzz from the suds

And the tears they’re pourin’ down on me

Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskey’s a little more sour

I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her

That same damn skin her cover band

Playin’ sweet home Alabama

For the third time tonight (they still playin’ it too slow)

We used to dance all night long

She swore it was her favorite song

But now I guess, Joe’s girl Jess is the star of the floor

And the tourists backed this place out

Ride around since

I still be drinkin’ at this bar

And I’ll be gone by then

And the beer’s still warm

All year ‘round can’t catch a buzz from the suds

And the tears they’re pourin’ down on me

Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskey’s a little more sour

I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her

So close in on up, here’s the cash for my tab

Don’t you worry ‘bout me, though I am callin’ a cab and I ain’t never comin’ back

I know I said that last night

I said that a thousand times

But the beer’s still warm

All year ‘round can’t catch a buzz from the suds

And the tears they’re pourin’ down on me

Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskey’s a little more sour

I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her

I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her

I ain’t seen you around

In a long long time

Why’s that, I can’t really recall

No reason to rhyme

Oh wait, yes I can

She never called me back

She must’ve gone find you another man to fall for your act

No you’re so friendly

When you see me

Sittin’ up here at this bar

A keg deep in drinks

And you really wanna know if you can join me

Hell no!

No, you can’t sit here

No, I’m drinkin’ this beer

‘Cause you and all you done to me

Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad

You think it’s all good, but girl, I disagree

Now you wanna share a glass ‘cause you must be high on grass

You can kiss my ass

Maybe a little harsh

Yes, I’ll admit it

I took that one a little bit too far

But I couldn’t resist

I’m caught in your act

Hung on your bullshit

Now you wanna know if I’ll be your friend

Oh girl, not one bit

What’s that I see?

Could that be a tear?

Rollin’ down your cheek

Alright baby, come on over here

And you can join me for just one drink

Oh wait, never mind

No, you can’t sit here

No, I’m drinkin’ this beer

‘Cause you and all you done to me

Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad

You think it’s all good, but girl, I disagree

Now you wanna share a glass ‘cause you must be high on grass

You can kiss my ass

No, I ain’t got no problems with you

No, the problem’s you

When you ask me how I’ve been

Honey ain’t it clear?

You can’t sit here

No, I’m drinkin’ this beer

‘Cause you can all you done for me

Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad

You think it’s all good, but girl, I disagree

Now you wanna share a glass ‘cause you must be high on grass

You go on and kiss my ass

Yea, you

You, kiss my ass

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written by RICE, CHASE / KELLEY, BRIAN

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