Hard to Be a Girl

Hard to be a girl, so nice to be a boy

In my room at night, not a pretty siteHere's an empty kiss marching

To the rhythm of the pay roll

I can be a good boy too

Just let me out of the stableSausages and eggs

And hot and sour soup

Thank me for your time

'Cause I can be as bad as youHard to be a girl

That's what the oracle told me

I don't care what she says

I assume it's best to be lonely