Thanks for the Christmas cardI don't want to hear about your new job now
I don't want to hear about your new boyfriend
I don't want to hear about it all working out for you
No, I don't want to hear it nowI don't want to hear about your swinging new place
I don't want to hear how everyone thinks it's great
I just want to sit in our apartment and hate you
Yes, I will be hating you for ChristmasYou can have the Christmas treeRemember when we bought it at the store down the street?
Remember when I found that cheesy color wheel?
I don't want to think about the lights on your white skin
No, I don't want to think about itI don't want to think about last year at your dad's
You said it was the best sex that we both ever had
I don't want to think about my face in your soft hair
I will be hating you for ChristmasI must be losing my mind
There's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain
There's gotta be a better way to deal with the hateWish that I could find some way to make you go away
Wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have a drink and make you go awayYeah, make you go away
Wish that I could make you go away
I will be hating you for Christmas
Yeah, I will be hating you for ChristmasThanks for the Christmas card