He Liked to Feel It

There was a boy who liked to wiggle his tooth loose

So he could show it

Then we'd watch while he'd tie it to a doorknob

Wind up and then slam itThat was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He told us how he liked to feel it when it came outHe grew tired of his doorknobs

And so he thought up a brand-new trick

He said he'd tie his tooth to his dog's tail

Find a stick, wind up and then throw itThat was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He told us how he liked to feel it when it came outHe called his dog but just as he was set to throw

His dad arrived there

He yelled at him and got some pliers, held him

Wound up and yanked it out right thereThat wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out

He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out