Initially established way back when,
Is a club for all kinds of men.
Even if they break just one heart,
They've made the contribution, they're in.
The club ain't hard to get into.
Many men have paid their dues.
The hardest part is leavin',
Leavin' is a one night too.
Well, once you get inducted, there's no way out,
Even if you wanted to leave.
You're in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, baby,
As tonight's main honoree.
Well, I know my old high school boyfriend
Has his name on the wall.
Well, he was even nominated
For the Favorite New Jerk of All.
I know it was gruelin' for him to
Try and not get elected by me,
And now he's in the notable club,
As a master of ceremony.
Well, once you got inducted, there was no way out,
Even if he wanted to leave.
He's in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, baby,
As tonight's main honoree.
You're in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, honey,
As tonight's main honoree.