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Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my backNow heaven would be a DJ

Spinning dub all night long

And Heaven would be just kickin' back

With Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too

And while the world is warring

We'll just sit back and laugh at you

SingingIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my backNow when most people think of heaven

They see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer

And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"

So if you wanna come to my heaven

Well we're all gonna have a ball

And everyone you know is welcome

'Cause we got no gates or walls

SingingIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Without the man fucking with itAnd then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You gotta a list here that doesn't end

You're mad 'cause I smoke dope

You teaching any classes in how to cope

I'll find a place to rest my head

I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'

We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven

You think I really care that I miss my Biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you gots to chill

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillzHeaven is a halfpipeIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my backIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Without the man fucking with itIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my backIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Without the man fucking with itIf I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Songwriters

MESCHERY, MATTHEW THOMAS/EDNEY, JOHN CHARLESPublished by

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