Said farewell to my last hotel
It never was much kind of abode
Glasgow town never brought me down
When I was heading out on the roadCarlisle city never looked so pretty
And the Kendal freeway is fast
Slow down, driver, wanna stay alive
I wanna make this journey lastHelen, hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen, hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her awayM6 South down Liverpool
Where they play the West coast sound
Sailor Sam, he came from Birmingham
But he never will be foundDoin' fine when a London sign
Greats me like a long lost friend
Mister motor, won't you check her out?
She's gotta take me back againHelen, hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen, hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her awayGot no time for a rum and lime
I wanna get my right foot down
Shake some dust off of this old bus
I gotta get her out of townSpend the day upon the motorway
Where the carburettors blast
Slow down, driver, wanna stay alive
I wanna make this journey lastHelen, hell on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen, hell on wheels
And they never gonna take her awaySay, Bye bye