Hello From Eau Claire

I know it's dumb to say,

That you are on my mind.

I know it's stupid to dream,

That you might think of me as a man.I can loose my own tie knot,

I can button up my own pants.

I can buy my own cigarettes,

I can pluck my own moustache.I read it's lame to wish,

That you won't walk out on me.

I'm not embarrassed to sing,

Plainly the words love and your name.I can pay all my own bills,

I can unroll my own tights.

I can untuck all I have to untuck,

I can weep through my own midnights.I can loose my own tie knot,

I can button up my own pants.

I can buy my own cigarettes,

I can pluck my own moustache.I can pay all my own debts,

I can rip off my own tights.

I can humiliate myself to your face,

I can weep through my own midnights.