One two three
Wait wait wait, what's the first line again?
Help, oh yeah, one two, help
No wait, sorry, one two three fourHelp! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! you know I need someone
Help!When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doorHelp me if you can, I'm feeling down
(Down, down, down)
And I do appreciate you being 'round
('Round 'round 'round)
Help me get my feet back on the ground
(Ground ground ground)
Won't you please, please help mePete, look, I think I'm a bit toppy
Yeah, and I'm a bit bottomy, PeteAnd now my life has changed in, oh, so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like I've never done beforeHelp me if you can, I'm feeling down
(Help!)
And I do appreciate you being 'round
(Help!)
Help me get my feet back on the ground
(Help!)
Won't you please, please help meThey're gonna take the bananas off 'ere aren't they?
Yeah, they're just doing backing vocals, we're singing the medley
Well, we better be, otherwise there'll be troubleWhen I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doorHelp me if you can, I'm feeling down
(Down)
And I do appreciate you being 'round
('Round)
Help me get my feet back on the ground
(Ground)
Won't you please, please help me
Help me, help me, ooh, oohOh, the bananas finished too early again, I know
That's it, I'm leaving, forget now Pete
Oh, that's in the can Pete, it's in the can
It's in the can, it's a wrap, it's a wrap, shut up, Kim