Here Comes Geordie

Here comes Geordie, back in town again

Here comes Geordie, strutting down the lane

Girls all want to toy with his affection

Boys all say, he loves his own reflectionHey now, Geordie, sing us all a song

Whoa there, Geordie, where's your mother tongue?

That don't sound like Tyneside to me

Geordie, are you from Jamaica, ee?Here comes Geordie in his private plane

Got to save the planet once again

Good old Geordie, righteous as can be

Chop down the forest just to save a treeGood old Geordie went to buy a hat

Geordie says, my head won't fit in that

It's so swollen, much to my surprise

They're all too small, there's nothing in my sizeHere comes Geordie acting in a play

He's no Gielgud or Olivier

Stiff as cardboard, isn't it a drag,

Can't act his way out of a paper bagHere comes Geordie, back in town again

Here comes Geordie, strutting down the lane

Girls all love him, think he is the end

Boys all say, the mirror's his best friendHere comes Geordie

Here comes Geordie