I met her just last Wednesday
By Friday she was mine
Saturday she spent the night
And everything was fine
By Sunday she was on my nerves
I wanna be alone
Tuesday's here, it's been a week
Why won't she go home
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead?
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
The start of week two
She cooks me dinner at her pad
But I can't believe it's just so
I can meet her mom and dad
So I sat her down and told her
I just wanna be friends
Today when I got home
The crazy bitch was movin' in
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Dear God, I'm so ashamed
I'll do anything to get laid
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again