He's a Dick

Hey, ain't it great for us to be alive

I've been lying in wait for you to come outside

I know you don't know me but I know a lot about you

You're the one who knows me better than I doWhen I get back home I'm gonna put your records on

I play 'em way too loud and I'll sing along

I know all the words to every song and I don't really care

But tonight you sang one wrongAnd I can't keep from talking

I can't keep from talking about you

And I just wanted to thank you

Thank you for doing what you doI wanted to tell the world a little bit about myself

Realize my feelings and put them on a shelf

Then jump out the window so you'd all know what it's about

'Cause I can't be there to help you figure it out