girls are hot, they turn me on,
their beautiful to me
I’ll just say this I love their lady bits,
especially when those bits are touching me
the problem is,
that I clearly am a guy
which means there is a penis
on me all the time
I’m just trying to make sense of it all
coz I am heterosexual
so heterosexual
(we like the ladies)
when I get dressed my private bits
are out there on the loose
if there is a full length mirror
it’s like two naked dudes
I catch a glimpse of me penis
before bed every night
when I wake up its also up
and looking me directly in the eye
I’ve seen girls bits
but not as frequently at all
my eyes spend much more time
looking at dick and balls
I’m just trying to make sense of it all
coz I am heterosexual
when I have to urinate, I have to delegate
my manly fingers, to holding a penis
when I’m in the shower, my hands have to scour
a lathered up wang and with balls
when my bits get tangled my hands go down my pants
just moving and grabbing my big sweaty package
of course I’m forgetting, the voluntary touching
that I do when I’m lonely or just bored
I’ve touched girl’s bits
but in comparison not a lot
I’d say twelve times a day
my hands are touching cock
I’m just trying to make sense of it all
coz I am heterosexual
the genitalia I’ve seen is
male skewed
the only way to fix this is to
see more ladies’ nude
I’m not saying I’m right or wrong but I
hope this does explain
why I’m staring at you hiding
in this female change…room
it’s not my fault
look miss i need this can’t you tell
sorry to interrupt but
I’m hiding as well...(HI!)
this will aid to set us straight
we really need your help
and yes we see the irony that
we're touching ourselves
we're just trying to make sense of it all
can we see your boobies once more?
no need to get angry at all
so the police really need to be called
coz we're 93 percent sure
that we are heterosexual
Lyrics Submitted by Sam