Hey Hey We're The Junkies

Good evening, topping nightcast

A possible link between murder and musicHey, hey, we're the Junkies

Hey, hey, we're the JunkiesSticky pages in Hello, with Hopper as Nero on Rome

See the social big guns going bang, bang, bangHey, hey, we're the Junkies

Hey, hey, we're the Junkies

Hey, hey, we're the Junkies

No X-Mas for JunkiesWho put the 'U'?

Who put the 'U'?

Who put the 'U' in the Wamba?So fashionably blue

Crime never pays, heroes are handsome

So fashionably blue

Pretty children are popular, ugly children cynicalSo fashionably blue

Mothers never work, single women always do

So fashionably blue

Politics doesn't exist, automobiles screech when they come to a stopSo fashionably blue

All problems are solved in slightly less than half an hour