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Hey Mister

Hey mister I really like your daughter

I'd like to eat her like ice cream,

Maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey mister on your way to work,

In your Volvo, suit and tie

We'll be crawling in your bed sir,

Messing around, maybe getting high.

Its not what you did, its not what you didn't

God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure

she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

Hey mister I really like your daughter

when I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water

hey mister, how'd it get so bad

you raised her so well now she's calling me dad

in the back seat naked of her new Volkswagon

the perfect little gift for high school graduation

Its not what you did, its not what you didn't

God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure

she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

(Rap Part)

I eat all the food in your fridge

Call my friends around the world

Rack up your long distance too

Breakstands neutral drops

Wreck all your cars

Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar

Order stuff on your credit cards

Leave boogers in the skippy jar

Smoke your cigars

Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars

When you call in late from work tell your wife

You're at the titty bars

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure

she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

I hope I never have a daughter

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