Don’t try to move a moose in the middle of the road, he’s much too big for you
He’s 10 feet tall, and that’s not all, he weighs a ton or two
You’d better turn around unless you’ve found a way to
talk to him
Ask him nicely, and he might decide to be your friend
Hey Mr. Moose, you’re standing in our lane
Hey Mr. Moose, please get out of our way
You could crawl under, could jump over, you could walk around
Or you could wait for the moose to move, but that might slow you down
What’s your hurry, don’t you worry, don’t you know it’s
true
It may take a year or two, but the moose is bound to move
Hey Mr. Moose, you’re standing in our lane
Hey Mr. Moose, please get out of our way
If he will let you take a picture of his goofy grin
Make him wipe the cookie crumbs from his droopy chin
While he’s posed with his nose pointed in the air
You might make a great escape and get on out of there
Hey Mr. Moose, you’re standing in our lane
Hey Mr. Moose, please get out of our way
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Lyrics submitted by Sandra Fleku.