Wanna be a highschool football hero
With an S.A.T. score less then zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a highschool football heroWanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game
Don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day
I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass another blondWanna be a highschool football hero
With an S.A.T. score less then zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a highschool football heroCoach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids
I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys
My brain's put in upside-down so I am just a little slow
I'll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will knowWanna be a highschool football hero
With an S.A.T. score less then zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a highschool football heroWanna be a highschool football hero
With an S.A.T. score less then zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a highschool football heroWanna be a highschool football hero
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