He got thirteen channels of wrestling
Comin' in strong from a satellite send
A two hundred function remote control
Big screen TV with stereoFootball, baseball, Nascar too
With picture in a picture and it's all in view
And if it comes on just a little too late
With his VCR's he'll get it on tapeHe's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneckHe's got twenty sub-woofers in the back of his truck
A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up
He ain't into hip hop, he ain't into rap
He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie MilsapCD cassette and digital tape
A CB ANC radar and scannin' short waves
And if he needs to talk to his honey at home
He just dials up her number on his cellular phoneHe's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneckHe's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck