Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass wayWe must analyse
Meticulously scrutinize
Label and categorize
Then finally pulverizeHip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way
Ain't no stuff out there
You find the slightest inspiring
Since you've seen
And heard everythingYou need to tell the world
Nothing's happening under the sun
Be the judge, the jury
And executioner in oneChop off heads with that lethal keyboard
You're the meanest of the mean
Those furious forum posts
Are as sharp as the GuillotineRip it all into pieces
Man, that latest comment rules
On these bloody, binary battlefields
We break it down into molecules
Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way
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