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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy

And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me

I curse so much just to get on they nerves

I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbsMy filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque

So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back

I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater

And make government officials breathe harder than Darth VaderIt's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin'

But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig Latin

I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait

Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weightThe number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers

I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas

But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked

I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall backEvery album that I drop has got more than ten bangers

That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers

Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain

To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland, MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas

For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas

I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback mess

I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court pressSo momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my cash

'Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass

The competition never just want to admit that they lost

And that they last about as long as my part in the washFrom yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you

One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you

So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin'

I'm in the strip club smokin', with President ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee

They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me

I'll be in another room when I hit from the back

Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than ShaqSo yippie-kay-yay, yippie-yie-yie-yo

If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro

I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on

But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tamponsSo wash all ya sins away and stop playin'

If God's line is busy you might have to two-way him

Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet

And when I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico

Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot

And people think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"

'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind peopleBut my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf

I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself

'Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong

Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go homeAll that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them

'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb

I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it

And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water repellentI'm the man, I got money far as the eyes can see

And I'm in a group, I split dough with me, me and me

So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry

So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump

y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months

Take a look at yo' life and no wonder you so sad

Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!

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