I got this notion from another man
He put this dead fish in my hand
Paperweight, baby, it's my name
I hold you down 'coz you're all the same to me
That's rightSay whatever you want, baby, I'm your man
And I can help you, yes, I can
Paperweight, baby, it's my name
I can't relate 'coz you're all the same to me
That's right'Coz it makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
It makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
That's rightBeen up all night and I sleep all day
Why, oh, why do I live this way?
Come on, pretty girl, sit next to me
'Coz I'm a ten foot diamond on a Christmas Tree
Can't you see? Come onMakes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holidayHold my calls, just get me on the front page
We're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
They ain't never gonna see me againCome on
Back to school, boys'Coz it makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
'Coz we're going on a holidayHold my calls just to get me on the front page
'Coz we're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
They ain't never gonna see me againCome on