I got this notion from another man
He put this dead fish in my hand
Paperweight, baby, it's my name
I hold you down 'coz you're all the same to me
That's right
Say whatever you want, baby, I'm your man
And I can help you, yes, I can
Paperweight, baby, it's my name
I can't relate 'coz you're all the same to me
That's right
'Coz it makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
It makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
That's right
Been up all night and I sleep all day
Why, oh, why do I live this way?
Come on, pretty girl, sit next to me
'Coz I'm a ten foot diamond on a Christmas Tree
Can't you see? Come on
Makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
Hold my calls, just get me on the front page
We're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
They ain't never gonna see me again
Come on
Back to school, boys
'Coz it makes no difference what they say
We're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
'Coz we're going on a holiday
Hold my calls just to get me on the front page
'Coz we're going on a holiday
Makes no difference what they say
They ain't never gonna see me again
Come on