If all the world's a stage,
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game,
I sure could use the practice (exhale)I wouldn't call this a love songYou want me pounding on the church doors,
Singing from a street light
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
You want Hollywood,
And this is real lifeI want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
I say I loved you from the first
Time I saw you
It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break,
That's Hollywood,
And this is real lifeYou want HollywoodIf all the world's a stage,
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game,
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love songYou want me pounding on the church doors,
Singing from a street light
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
You want Hollywood,
And this is real lifeI want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
I say I loved you from the first
Time I saw you
It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break,
That's Hollywood,
And this is real lifeYou want Hollywood,
And this is real lifeYou want me pounding on the church doors,
Singing from a street light
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
You want Hollywood,
And this is real lifeI want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
I say I loved you from the first
Time I saw you
It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break,
That's Hollywood,
And this is real lifeYou want Hollywood,
And this is real life
Songwriters
Ben Thornewill, Tommy Siegel, Jesse KristinPublished by
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