Holy Moly Guacamole
[as sung by Jason Allen]
*** Holy moly guacamole, habanero hot sauce
She’s so hot it ain’t funny, yeah
Holy moly guacamole
She’s my little jalapeño pepper
She stands about five foot five
When she wants to love me, I let her
She’s caliente dy-no-mite
*** Holy moly guacamole, habanero hot sauce …
She sneaks up on you, boy, you gotta watch her
She starts off kinda tangy on the tongue
Then she gets hotter and hotter
Then it’s water, gotta have you some
*** Holy moly guacamole, habanero hot sauce …
*** Holy moly guacamole, habanero hot sauce …
Hoo! It’s gettin’ hot in here!
Somebody bring me some water, quick!
I’m on fire - Hoo! She’s hot! Too hot!
Somebody get the fire extinguisher and put me out
Or put her out.
I think I’m meltin’.
That girl’s hotter than a ten-dollar pistol.
I don’t think I can stand it any more.
I’m runnin’ to the well
I gotta get me some water [laughs]
Lyrics Submitted by ds russell