Honey Bear

Tell me why I am so scaredTell me, tell me, tell me that you love me

Tell me, tell me, I'm your honey bear

Tell me, tell me, I can be your cubby

Tell me I am your chocolate clair

Tell me that you are somewhere above me

Tell me, tell me, and I won't be scaredOnce I was a linebacker in college

Once they put my picture on the wall

Once I ate much more than I could swallow

Once I had so very far to fall

Once I had a father I could follow

Once he hardly hated me at allNow I am an unemployed policeman

Now my pickup needs to be repaired

Now I wait for you to gag and grease me

Now I hope you'll hold me by the hair

Now I live in shadows of my dreams and

Want you to be humble honey bear