Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck
There ain't another like it cause I had it made up
I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phraseHonk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonkMe and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swingin' band
A girl on my arm that won't let go
She caught my little sign about a mile agoHonk, if you honky tonk, don't, if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonkWell, just the other day I was cruisin' through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you inHonk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonkHonk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonkI hear ya honkin', yeah
I'm pullin' over the next honky tonk