Honky Tonk Aliens

Have you ever been to Mercury?

Have you ever been to Mars?

Have you ever been to Jupiter,

drinkin' in alien bars?

Or have you ever been to Earth,

Where gravity pulls you down?

It's such a sad place to be

for the Honky Tonk AliensHonky Tonk Aliens

are floating in outer space

You see them

on the western hemisphereOh yes, I've been to Mercury

I've also been to Mars

I've even been to Jupiter

drinkin' in alien bars

But I would never land on Earth

where gravity pulls you down

It's such a sad place to be

for the Honky Tonk AliensHonky Tonk Aliens

are floating in outer space

You see them

on the western hemisphere