Hey there, do ya like excitement?
Yeah
Do ya like suspense?
Uh huh
Do ya like Nell Carter?
NoGood, 'cuz you won't find her here
This is the House of Horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in, thanks
Say no more stupid-ass, your breath says enoughHello?
It's so dark
Don't lose me
C'mon, I found a doorBuw uga wuw, wah, welcome to the House of Horrors, what?
You born in a barn, shut the fuckin' doors
You sit down, 'cuz I'm about to scare ya
Blb lbl blb lbl blb lll, ok, now I dare yaClose your eyes, open up ya mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh? 'Cuz ya know my nuts are goin' in
I'm twisted, I'll cut ya finger off and stick it in ya butt
Hng ggh, and glue it shutThis is when I get get crazy, let me show ya somethin'
Brr rrl, ya know what that means? It don't mean nothin', ha ha
But it scares ya, 'cuz people don't be doin' that shit
But me, brr rll, bitch, brr rrr rll, I'm all about it?Guess what, I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the silly rabbit
Uhh, cut the lights off, see that shit, I'm glowin'
Alright, I'm done, cut 'em back on, wait, where ya goin'?Welcome to the House of HorrorsComes from within me, in me
Comes from within me, horrors, hey
Comes from within me, in me
Come to the House of Horrors, heyComes from within me, in me
Comes from within me, horrors, hey
Comes from within me, in me
Come to the House of Horrors, heyHoney, I'm not having a good time
I know, c'mon, this must be the way outHey, what the fuck, come in guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
C'mon, let's play some combat, I just got Atari
Hey, keep it down in there, shaggs, what the hell?
SorryLook at that shit, what? You almost got me grounded
I'ma have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over, and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling 'em up your buttholeI'm a phantom, listen to me, uhh
That didn't do it? How 'bout this? Ahh!
I'm so scary, they call me 'Joey Terrifyin'
Did ya know that? Yeah, no ya didn't, I was lyin'I represent Ecorse
I'm yellin' Ink Town
I'm comin' outta Southwest
Wicked ClownsBathrooms? Sure, it's right there, down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all
[Incomprehensible], I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet, heyWelcome to the House of HorrorsComes from within me, in me
Comes from within me, horrors, hey
Comes from within me, in me
Come to the House of Horrors, heyComes from within me, in me
Comes from within' me, horrors, hey
Comes from within' me, in me
Come to the House of Horrors, heyHoney?
What?
I'm scared
I know, sweetie, come onJump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell ya somethin'
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about 'em? Nothin'
They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props
And together we form the CyclopsHee hee hee hee hee, look at you, he-he, you're a bitch
Should I let you're ass go? Haa haa haa haa, no
I'll let your bitch out but you get the bone
Run along sugar tits, he ain't comin' homeDont let the door hit you
Where the good lord split ya bitch