How Can I Meet Her?

She's the prettiest girl in town and she sure knows it

The way she walks and the way she talks sure shows it

I hate that stuck-up so-and-so

But there's one thing I gotta know

Where's she live, what's her number and how can I meet her?She comes on like she's so high-class and well-bred

But I never saw a girl with such a swelled head

She's got herself a mighty long wait

If she thinks I'll ask her for a date

But where 's she live, what's her number and how can I meet her?She's in love with herself - you know the kind

Always puttin' on airsThe guys in town all think she's the Mona Lisa

And she's got 'em all goin' out of their way to please her

Whatever they see's a mystery

Cos she don't do a thing for me

But where 's she live, what's her number and how can I meet her?

How can I meet her? How can I meet her?