How to Handle a Woman

How to handle a woman,

There's a way said a wise old man,

A way known by every woman,

Since the whole rigmarole began!Do I flatter her, I begged him answer,

Do I threaten or cajole or plea,

Do I brood or play the gay romancer?

Said he, smiling, "No, indeed!""How to handle a woman,

Mark me well, I will tell you sir!

The way to handle a woman,

Is to love her, simply love her,

Merely love her, love her,

Love her!"

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