When I was 15 years old, I weighed only 96 lbs
Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroidsMy body started to swell, my penis didn't look too well
After deep thought meditation, I joined the Wrestling FederationWhen I step into the ring, little hulksters scream and shout
Although I'm feeling really, I can't keep my hair from falling outMacho grabs me by the hair, throws me up into the air
There goes another 60 strands out into the screaming fans
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