Hulk Hogan

When I was 15 years old, I weighed only 96 lbs

Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroidsMy body started to swell, my penis didn't look too well

After deep thought meditation, I joined the Wrestling FederationWhen I step into the ring, little hulksters scream and shout

Although I'm feeling really, I can't keep my hair from falling outMacho grabs me by the hair, throws me up into the air

There goes another 60 strands out into the screaming fansI'm Hulk Hogan

I am losing all my hair