Walter, the war hero
He's there from opening till time, time, time
And there's Mary the housewife
Who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine, wine, wine
They get Kylie on a Wednesday
The Stones on a Friday
Bob to the Beatles
On a Saturday night
He's Dylan on a Monday
And Bowie on a Sunday
Does Beegees on a Thursday
As high as a kite
And they call him the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul
Skyvers with Fivers
Shine up their shoes for the show, show, show
And they all sing along
To the songs till it's time please to go, go, go
They get Kylie on a Wednesday
The Stones on a Friday
Bob to the Beatles
On a Saturday night
He's Dylan on a Monday
And Bowie on a Sunday
Does Elton on a Thursday
If you lend him your tights
And they call him the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul
They're Karaoke kings for the evening
It's their only real shining time
And if you ever stop believin'
And the real world gets you down
Go see the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul
Yeah, yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
'Cause he's healing hearts with his soul