I Am Cow

i am cow

here me moo

i weigh twice as much as you

and i look good on the barbeque

yogurt, curd, creem cheese and butters

made from liquids from my utters

i am cow (x2)

hear me moo

i am cow

eating grass

methane gas comes out my ass

and out my muzzle when i belch

well the ozone layer is thinner

from the outcome of my dinner

i am cow (x2)

i've got gas

i am cow

here i stand

far and wide upon this land

and i am living everywhere

from B.C. to newfoundland

you can squeeze my teets by hand

i am cow (x6)

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