I Am The Owl

I am your plumber

No I never went away

I still bug your bedrooms

Pick up everything you say

And it can be a boring job

To monitor all day your excess talkI hear when you're drinking

Cheating on your lonely wife

I play tape recordings

Of you to my friends at night

We've got a girl in bed with you

You're on candid camera, we just unelected youI am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wipe 'em away

Keep America free

For clean livin' folks like me

Hey heyYou demonstrate

Against somebody we like

I'll slip on my wig

And see if I can start on a riot

Transform you into an angry mob

And all your leaders go to jail for my jobBut we ain't the Russians

Political trials are taboo

We've got our secret

Ways of getting rid of you

Fill you full of L.S.D.

And turn you loose on a freewayI am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wipe 'em away

Keep America free

For clean livin' folks like meSend you spinning

Send you spinning

Send you spinning all over the freeway

Spinnin' on the crowded freeway

Spinnin' on the freeway

Spinnin' on the freeway

Spinnin' on the freewaySpin

Spin

Spin

LookoutA breath, they never even cared

While a youth leader walked into a speeding car

In ten years or so, we'll leak the truth

But by then it's only so much paper

And all Watergate hurt, but nothing really ever changed

A teeny bit quieter but we still play our little gamesWe still play our little games

Oh we still play our little games

We still play our little

We still play our little

We still play our little

We still play a lot of gamesI am the owl

I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wipe 'em away

Keep America free

Wipe 'em away

Keep America free

Wipe 'em away

Keep America free

For me