I Am the Mystic

I'm a street spy, I'm a Spanish fly

I'm coarse, thorough, and a sensitive bastard

I'm always a pig in a lady's company

I drive away suckers standin' on the corner

I'm a diamond throat of the local pub

My sister's got deviations, I know it well

I'm seducing blondie without any difficulties

I always drink brandy on a friday night

I'm the loudest screamer at the boss's party

I spend long hours with my black partner

I am a rattlesnake, I crush my victims

I'm the cheapest model in the porno magazines

I am the mystic

I am the one

I'm killin' cops - He's dropping out!!!

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