I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm cryingSitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow longI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joobMister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they runI'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm cryingYellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers downI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joobSitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rainI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joobExpert textpert, choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm cryingSemolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allen PoeI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob