I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm cryingSitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow longI am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joobMister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm cryingYellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers downI am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joobSitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain'Cause I am the egg man, we are the egg men
And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joobExperts, experts choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm cryingSemolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan PoeI am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo