I Can't Dance

No, I can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

No, I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everythingBut I can walk

No I can't dance, I can't danceHot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Hot sun making me sweat

'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yetI can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everythingBilly Jean's sitting on the beach

Her dog's talking to me but she's out of reach

She's got a body under that shirt

But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt'Cause, I can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here sellingOh, and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking onYoung punk spilling beer on my shoes

Fat guy's talking to me, trying to steal my blues

Thick smoke, see her smiling through

I never thought so much could happen just shooting poolBut I can't dance, I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way that I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here sellingOh, and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

A perfect body with a perfect faceNo, I can't dance, I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way I walk

No, I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everythingNo, no, I can't dance

No I said I can't sing

But I can walk