It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
F**k and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rottenI'm not a gangster tonight
Don't wanna be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you've gotten in my wayI can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a rideIt's a b**ch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickledI've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angryI can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a rideOh, I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh, I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's whyI can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Songwriters
JASON SELLARDS, SCOTT HOFFMANPublished by
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