I Can't Swim

I am Sir Dogg, DPG, fuck and I hate water

I never learned to swim

Aah, put me down, let go of my leg

I hate water, I can't swim, aahNow matter where I go, you got'cha eyes on me

And everybody sittin' around, waitin' on me

Show us how you do it, Uncle Snoopy

So fluid wit' your technique, y'all niggaz gon' respect meMan, I been doin' dis' shit before I even learned how to crawl, though

Gettin' interviewed by mothafuckaz like Geraldo

And niggaz wanna know if I smoke Newports or Marlboros?

Man, I'm fuckin' wit' dat real shit, nigga can you feel dis'?I make dat shit for the realest of millions

While I'm wheelin' and dealin' and feelin the feelin'

Hmm and oh, what a relief it is

That Snoop is back in dis, mothafucka handlin' his bizTakin' care of his kids and makin' hits, oh, shit

There it is again, you never know if your career might flop, fizz

So, stay on your toes and keep a pair wit'cha foes

And keep a set of new hoes and floatin' and tie da bowFuck these niggaz and peep out Whitey Ro

Somebody told? Well then, somebody gettin' rolled on

And that's usually how the scenario rolls on

Baby girl said she wanna keep her clothes onShe either fuckin', gettin' stole on or gotta stroll home

Well number one, keep your hand on your gun

And don't trust anyone, ohh, you can't trust nobody, babyYou can't even trust your own Mama

This is Snoopy Collins, trust no one, especially a bitch

Or even a bitch ass, nigga, yo, haT R U S T in me, I'm sexy but I'm pussy

The homies in the hood call me Lil' Bo Peep

And you da type a nigga, I been dyin' ta meet

So Snoopy, what'chu tryin' to do?Now hold on lil' mama, ain't no reason for me to lie to you

Now what I'm tryin' to do and what I'm gon' do

Is hit this bud, I got a wife at home

Bitch, I ain't lookin' for none

You might got kids for 'cuz or down wit' budPushin' them dubs, look here 'cuz

Lemme tell you how it's gon' be

If I was broke loc, these bitches wouldn't want me

I'm tellin' you the good God truth, you want proof?Ask them hoes over there, "Y'all wanna fuck, Snoop?"

We'll take the money and the game away

I bet they won't say the same that day

But it's okay 'cuz I don't trip'Cuz, "Bitches, ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

I thought I told you, bitch, I'm a soulja

East side, long beach, gang bang roller

From the solar 'cuz this is it

Can ya dig it? I can dig itJelly Roll, pulled a rabbit out his hat

I pull a strap out my mothafuckin' back, aah, 'cuz I know it's like dat

I'm in a meetin' wit' these white folks talkin' bread

They want a contract on a nigga till' I'm deadIf I don't sign they gon' turn me over to the feds

They struck me out, now I'm pinch hittin' for the Reds

But I'm a Dodger Blue, so I gotta keep it true

I gotta home run, nigga we long goneI'm realizin', justizin', visualizin'

Rip ridin', put mines in

Takin' this game to the next level

Trustin' no one, especially them Red DevilsKeep ya head level, hand on my get up

Stay on the red up, pimpin' ain't easy

But there's a whole lot of fed up

And like I told you from the get go

Don't trust no one, like I told you from the getti, don't trust no oneOh, no, you did it again, put me down

I hate water, I can't swim, I never learned to swim

I shouldn't have trusted you, I put all of my trust in you

And you took me to the water, oh , no