Sittin by myself all alone in the easy chair,
Watchin tv drinkin beer in my underwear,
Telephone rings and there's a knock upon the door.
Crawled through the house, finally got my sneakers on,
Ran to the door and everybody there was gone.
Didn't have a dime to answer the telephone,
So just let the darned thing ring...
I Don't Care.
I remember back when I was just a little kid,
Never got to do all the things bigger people did,
Didn't like the way everything seemed huger 'n me.
So I sent away for a muscle building course,
Figured it'd make a little kid stronger than a horse,
Built me up a Phis-a-que everyone was jealous of,
But I growed out of that... I Don't Care.
(Dont Know words to second verse)
Sittin by myself all alone in the easy chair,
Watchin tv drinkin beer in my underwear,
Telephone rings and there's a knock upon the door.
Crawled through the house, finally got my sneakers on,
Ran to the door and everybody there was gone.
AGAIN.
So I just put my clothes on and went back over to my house....
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