{See, I chose, I chose this profession
So therefore, I, I earn beer
Pretty much
You guys got matches?
And I'm not lyin' one fuckin' bit, either
Are you guys musicians?
We're magicians
What kind of music y'all play?
The kind that, I dunno
Ask an' you shall recieve}
{Reggae
Reggae?
Oh, reggae}
{I'm not too into reggae
Why not?
Oh well
Because I don't like it, that's why
We play rock, blues
Oh, actually, we play, you know Bon Jovi?
No
I like this, I like a little bit of this, this kind of music
Yeah?
Yeah
I like jazz, blues
Jazz is great
I'm not too into rap
I really don't like the rap
I like oldies
Some rock, some hard rock
I even like a little Mexican music
Don't understand the shit they're sayin' but it's good
Don't understand nuthin', but I like it
Now, the Indian music
Now that's somethin' to trip off of
Because every song is like
Yeah, you trippin' pretty hard
I'll bet you trip hard
Oh, he's got it goin' on}
{Don't you know that I'll need your very hand?
Yeah
Everyday
Yeah, yeah
Everyday
Everyday I say, oh please don't lie
We gotta leave
I swear
You should get a real one, man
What's your fuckin problem?
I never said, I thought you were stupid
He ain't got nuthin' on there
Can one of y'all spare twenty cents
I have, I don't even have twenty cents
I don't even have
If I had twenty cents a dollar like you
I'd spend the last one
This guy's got twenty cents, I'd bet you
My wallet's inside
Yeah, right, c'mon
Yeah, c'mon, you got money
Yeah, you got cash
Yeah, we know you got money, man
Actually, I think I have a buck
Give her the fuckin' quarter
We checked you out, we know you}
{Reggae
Reggae?
Oh, reggae}
{I'm not too into reggae
C'mon down
One more time
C'mon down, c'mon down
Yeah
Go down and see your baby now
No
We love you, yeah
When I, when I, when I heard the verdict the first time
I was sitting there
Yeah
Fuck
Can't go in there
Fuck
I know he wasn't
I immediately gave him all my money
Fuck
I know he wasn't
I got another friend
They beat the shit out of him for no reason
You can stay here
Hey man
On that one
You got a good samaritan here
The mother-fuckers knocked on the door
And arrested him for being drunk in public
What's goin' on?
I'm gonna break down the
He's really, he's a uh, in a mental hospital
And that thing really doesn't work
You should get a real one, man
What's your fuckin' problem?}
{Got a night down
Yah
Little guy
Who's this guy?
That's Opie
That's Opie
Opie is our master
Who's this guy?
That's Opie
Who's this guy?
That's opie
Opie
And Opie is our master
I am the master
He's so smart
He's the smartest guy we know
He created this
Master of what?
Master of the mother fucker
Wait, I have one
Try that
He usually doesn't speak too much
Like, every two weeks
He speaks in tongues
Oh, in tounges
He only speaks every two weeks
Hey, y'all meet Raleigh?
Hey, this guy speaks in tongues}