Photographs of fancy tricks
To get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that licks
And all the girls he's going to fixShe gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to ChelseaOh no, it does not move me
Even though I seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to ChelseaEverybody's got new orders
Be a nice girl and kiss the warders
Now the teacher is away
All the kids begin to playMen come screaming dressed in white coats
Shake you very gently by the throat
One's named Gus, one's named Alfie
I don't want to go to ChelseaOh no, it does not move me
Even though I seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to ChelseaPhotographs of fancy tricks
To get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips he licks
And all the girls he's going to fixShe gave a little flirt,gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to ChelseaOh no, it does not move me
Even though I seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Chelsea