I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan

I beheld her and was conquered at the start

And placed her on a pedestal apart

I planned a little hideaway that we could share some dayWhen I met her I unfolded all my dreams

And told her how she'd fit into my schemes of what bliss is

Then the blow came when she gave her name as "Mrs."I guess I'll have to change my plan

I should've realized there'd be another man

I overlooked that point completely

Until the big affair beganBefore I knew where I was at

I found myself upon the shelf and that was that

I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there

All that I could get was the air

My feet are back upon the ground

I've lost the one girl I foundI guess I'll have to change my plan

I should've realized there'd be another man

Why did I buy those blue pajamas

Before the big affair beganMy boiling point is much too low

For me to try to be a fly Lothario

I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell

Dwelling in my personal hellI'll have to change my plan around

I've lost the one girl I found

Yes, the one girl I found