I Just Can't Help Myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myselfThere I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know

I just can't help myself, so

Why do I do, what I do, when I do

Well, I can say so or I just don't knowBoys will be boys and what they usually say

That's the how and the why, that I act this way

That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme

That ain't no crime so it's milk it out timeLet's see, I know it's some cosmic force

Causing my mind, you go,

Just wait out of course to another dimension

Not only of site and sound but of being a clownOr an alley cat, or a dirty rat or a loud mouth brat

Well, I am all that, so if you ask me, why

I'm always in such a mess

Well, ha, I just can't help myselfCan't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myselfA very great lady, once said it right

A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bike

There I go again sister know it all

No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawlI can help showing off, all that I know

The whats can do, well is the wheres I could go

I know, it's makes the family very uptight

I know, it isn't right, but I do it every nightI'm probably don't belong here, I'm certainly were wrong here

Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare

I see myself being born, Mum and dad are there

But it's not Marge and it's not HomerSwitched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner

I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelve

I know, I shouldn't think it, but

I just can't help myselfCan't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myselfJust can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myselfHey, you know, I kinda like this thing

It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing

You got none of the work and all of the fun

Like a low cal donut or a fat free bunBy the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack

Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack

A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't hurt

A cake for dessert will keep my mind alertOh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap

I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap

Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner

I wouldn't wanna sleep to a roast beef dinnerRoast beef with gravy and potatoes

Hot rolls and butter, lettuce and tomatoes

I know, I shouldn't eat it, I got to keep my health

What's the hey, I can't help meCan't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myself

Can't help me, I just can't help myselfJust can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself

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