I Just Don't Have the Time

I'd like to get to know you

I'd like to be your friend

But I just don't have the time

To hear about the latest whatever it is you're doin

And ride around the golf course with you drinkin wine

You say maybe we could sit down and get down to business

What do I think about the state of the world

Spend some quality time one on one

Shoot the shit while I go out of my mind

I'd like to get to know you

I bet you got your ducks in line

I'd really like to be your friend

But I just don't have the time

I'd really like to hear about your rehab

How you crashed and burned

But you got yourself together nowMoved down to the beach and got a new lease

Writin a book on spiritual somethin or other

Livin is easy and prosperity's sweet

The more I listen the more I think I need some therapy

All I want to do is get through my five stages of grief

From being around you

Chorus

Did I hear about the Large Hadron Collider

What if all the hadrons go wrong

Did I read a book called The God Particle

I wonder if we could ever fit that in a song

That we could write together

Somethin about broken hearts and stormy weather

We'd be the next Simon and Garfunkle

I'm runnin out of rhymes so I got to holler uncle

Chorus

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