woah, oh, oh
woah, oh, oh, oh, ohI used to be an altar boy
and every Sunday I'd go to church
and I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields
and I swore some day I'd kill him
break in his house and kill his mom
his cat, his dad, his dog
but I'm over that now, I'm matureif the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyonethere's a record store called Salzers
I applied there twice for a part time job
and each time that I did, well they turned me down
and I swore some day I'd go back, burn it down
and watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire
but I'm over that now, it's the new meif the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyonewoah, oh, oh
woah, oh, ohSOMEDAY THE SKY WILL OPEN!all these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true
but these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man
and I'll see you on the newsif the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyonewoah, oh, oh
woah, oh, oh
I love everyone